You Have Died of AI Disruption - Retro Oregon Trail Pixel Art T-Shirt | Kernel Panic

Your trail ends here — not from dysentery, but from AI disruption.

This pixel art tee reimagines the classic Oregon Trail game screen as a green phosphor CRT terminal displaying the modern tech worker's worst nightmare. A lone figure pulls a wagon loaded with office equipment across a desolate digital frontier, while the status bar delivers the bad news: Weather: Disruptive. Morale: Deprecated. Savings: $0.00. LinkedIn: Updated.

PRESS SPACE TO APPLY FOR JOBS.

Perfect for software engineers, tech workers, AI skeptics, retro gaming fans, and anyone who's ever updated their LinkedIn in a cold sweat. The green-on-black CRT aesthetic features authentic 8-bit pixel art with crisp text rendered in Press Start 2P — no AI-generated text artifacts here.

Design details:

• Green phosphor CRT terminal aesthetic

• 8-bit pixel art wagon scene with walking figure

• Classic Oregon Trail status bar layout

• Printed with DTG (direct to garment) for rich detail

From Kernel Panic — runtime errors for the human condition.